Tyler's Turn Blog

An Inconvenient Truth

I'm a little late in posting this, but it was too good to pass up.

In April, Andrew Sullivan quoted his friend Matthew Perry as saying:

If Jesus Christ had not existed, it would almost certainly not have been necessary for the Church to invent someone like him. What does the Church want with a man who plainly despised ritual? Can you imagine the man who rode into Jerusalem on a donkey wanting anything to do with bells and smells and frocks, with gilt and silver and semi-idolatry, and repetitive chants and chorused inanities? The man who said he had come to break up families being paraded as a paradigm of family values? The man who had absolutely no interest in politics or administration and preached forgiveness, not 'the rule of law', wanting anything to do with the Conservative party or the Third Way? . . . if Jesus had been a hoax, the Church could have invented someone so much more convenient.

It certainly makes sense that if the church fathers were going to invent Jesus out of whole cloth, they would have invented someone more palatable to authoritarian leadership and conventional orthodoxy. I've been reading History of the World, Updated by J.M. Roberts. And according to Roberts, church leaders were already heading down the road of authoritarianism and conventional wisdom as early as 200 B.C.E. -- which is when most skeptics think they invented the Gospels.

However, the Jesus of the Gospels was an antidote to common wisdom, and the only thing that made him angry was authoritarian religion. Far from inventing Jesus, the Christian church has constantly tried to undermine and obliterate his memory. What's remarkable is that we still have the historical Jesus speaking his inconvenient truth through the Gospels, despite every generation's attempts to crucify and pacify him.

A New Kind of Marriage

Last night, I watched I Was a Male War Bride starring Cary Grant. The basic plot is that Cary is a French man (oddly with no attempt at an accent) who marries a female U.S. Army lieutenant. Wackiness ensues, as he tries to navigate an immigration system that assumes all Section 271 immigrants are war brides -- not war grooms. By the end of the film, Cary is dressing in drag in order to board the ship that will bring him to New York.

The film is an interesting example of how early twentieth century people struggled to keep up with the dramatic changes that had occurred in marriage relationships. Most of the bureaucrats in the film are still operating under an old system in which women are always the dependents of men. The presence of a male dependent spouse is just too much to wrap their brains around, and this clash of worldviews is the source of most of the mayhem.

It's good to be reminded that gays aren't the ones who destroyed "traditional" marriage. As this film demonstrates, "traditional" marriage had already been destroyed by the end of World War II.

Calling All Patriots

Silver City is still buzzing about the July 4th parade entry from the Grant County Peace Coalition. The Peace Coalition marched a dozen "Guantanamo Bay Detainees" around the parade route.

Most of the buzz is from people who think it was totally inappropriate to bring up Gitmo on July 4th. The general consensus seems to be that this should have been a patriotic parade, and the Peace Coalition was being unpatriotic by dramatically visualizing the prisoner abuse scandals.

However, I say, what better day than July 4th to call our country to live up to the ideals on which it was founded? If we can't question the Bush administration's abuse of power on the anniversary of the signing of the Declaration of Independence, then when is such questioning appropriate? Or is July 4th now just a day to salute the flag, and kiss the ring of the president?

If the freedoms written into the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution are no longer worth celebrating, then July 4th is a hollow holiday, and we might as well return our country to the English crown.

The king is dead. Long live the republic!

Update: Thanks to Stina Sieg for the photo.