<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>

<rdf:RDF
 xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#"
 xmlns="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/"
 xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
 xmlns:taxo="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/taxonomy/"
 xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
 xmlns:syn="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/"
 xmlns:admin="http://webns.net/mvcb/"
>

<channel rdf:about="http://tylersturn.powerblogs.com/">
<title>Tyler's Turn Blog</title>
<link>http://tylersturn.powerblogs.com/</link>
<description>This is a place for John Tyler Connoley to post pieces that are shorter than the essays at http://tylersturn.com</description>
<dc:language>en-us</dc:language>
<dc:date>2008-07-03T18:07+00:00</dc:date>
<items>
 <rdf:Seq>
  <rdf:li rdf:resource="http://tylersturn.powerblogs.com/posts/1215105791.shtml" />
  <rdf:li rdf:resource="http://tylersturn.powerblogs.com/posts/1215103540.shtml" />
  <rdf:li rdf:resource="http://tylersturn.powerblogs.com/posts/1213998128.shtml" />
  <rdf:li rdf:resource="http://tylersturn.powerblogs.com/posts/1213995683.shtml" />
  <rdf:li rdf:resource="http://tylersturn.powerblogs.com/posts/1213830286.shtml" />
  <rdf:li rdf:resource="http://tylersturn.powerblogs.com/posts/1213208845.shtml" />
  <rdf:li rdf:resource="http://tylersturn.powerblogs.com/posts/1212855312.shtml" />
  <rdf:li rdf:resource="http://tylersturn.powerblogs.com/posts/1207852172.shtml" />
 </rdf:Seq>
</items>
</channel>

<item rdf:about="http://tylersturn.powerblogs.com/posts/1215105791.shtml">
<title>Don't Feed the Predators</title>
<link>http://tylersturn.powerblogs.com/posts/1215105791.shtml</link>
<description>We've recently had two incidents in our community that are reminders of why it's not good to feed predators....</description>
<dc:creator>John Tyler Connoley</dc:creator>
<dc:date>2008-07-03T17:07+00:00</dc:date>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p class="firstinpost">We've recently had two incidents in our community that are reminders of why it's not good to feed predators.</p>

<p>First, there was the outbreak of rabies in the fox population on <a href="http://www.townofsilvercity.org/boston_hill_trail_system.php">Boston Hill</a>, our in-town open space. I talked to the Animal Control officer one day, and he said the outbreak was particularly bad because the fox population is so dense on Boston Hill. "The people who live around Boston have been feeding the foxes for years," he said. Luckily, only one person got bit, and none of the dogs who are walked on Boston regularly (including mine) had to be put down because of contact. The rabies did thin out the overpopulation.</p>

<p>The second incident was much worse: A local man, who lived on the edge of the <a href="http://www2.srs.fs.fed.us/r3/gila/">Gila Wilderness</a>, was killed by a mountain lion. The lion had to be hunted down and killed, along with another lioness who had become too familiar with humans. The reason for all this was that someone had been feeding the lions, so he could get good pictures of them. Needless to say, he's being charged with manslaughter for his negligent behavior. One man killed, one man in trouble with the law, and two mountain lions killed, because someone thought it would be a good idea to feed predators.</p>

<p><i>Update: </i>I don't read the paper, and rely on my spouse to read it and tell me what's going on. He says no one has actually been charged with manslaughter, but the paper said that was a likely outcome.</p>]]></content:encoded>
</item>

<item rdf:about="http://tylersturn.powerblogs.com/posts/1215103540.shtml">
<title>A Libertarian Glimmer</title>
<link>http://tylersturn.powerblogs.com/posts/1215103540.shtml</link>
<description>George Will's latest essay in Newsweek gave me some small hope that there might be a candidate this libertarian (small l) can vote for in November, without having to hold...</description>
<dc:creator>John Tyler Connoley</dc:creator>
<dc:date>2008-07-03T16:07+00:00</dc:date>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p class="firstinpost"><a href="http://www.newsweek.com/id/142638">George Will's latest essay in Newsweek</a> gave me some small hope that there might be a candidate this libertarian (small l) can vote for in November, without having to hold my nose. </p>

<p>I've long felt that John McCain-Feingold was probably not going to be my choice, but I'm not sure I want a liberal Democrat in the Whitehouse either. My likely vote for Obama was really going to be a vote against the Republican Party and its abandonment of we libertarians in favor of theocrats and neocons -- neither of whom are conservative in any way shape or form.</p>

<p>However, George Will gives me hope. If he's right, and his reading of Obama makes sense when you think about things like Obama's healthcare plan (reviled by the left for giving people an opt-out option, and therefore not covering <i>everyone</i>), then I can put up with a candidate who wants to nudge We the People, as long as he leaves us ultimately free to make our own choices.</p>]]></content:encoded>
</item>

<item rdf:about="http://tylersturn.powerblogs.com/posts/1213998128.shtml">
<title>Rain! Rain!</title>
<link>http://tylersturn.powerblogs.com/posts/1213998128.shtml</link>
<description>...</description>
<dc:creator>John Tyler Connoley</dc:creator>
<dc:date>2008-06-20T21:06+00:00</dc:date>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p class="firstinpost"><img src="/files/0620081624a.jpg" /></p>

<p><i>The view from The Kumquat.</i></p>

<p>So, I complain about the heat, and it starts to rain and hail. The temperature has dropped at least ten degrees in the last hour (maybe more), which means I can wear long pants in comfort. </p>

<p>Everyone in Silver City is happy when it rains -- even the homeless hippy in his sarong (but he's always happy). </p>]]></content:encoded>
</item>

<item rdf:about="http://tylersturn.powerblogs.com/posts/1213995683.shtml">
<title>Dress Envy</title>
<link>http://tylersturn.powerblogs.com/posts/1213995683.shtml</link>
<description>At The Curious Kumquat, we have a dress code that doesn't allow shorts. I wrote the dress code, and I've been breaking it this week. It's just too hot for long...</description>
<dc:creator>John Tyler Connoley</dc:creator>
<dc:date>2008-06-20T21:06+00:00</dc:date>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p class="firstinpost">At The Curious Kumquat, we have a dress code that doesn't allow shorts. I wrote the dress code, and I've been breaking it this week. It's just too hot for long pants.</p>

<p>What really burns me up, however, is all the women running around in summer dresses. When the dress code says "no short pants," a woman can put on a little cotton shift. She can look classy and comfortable all at once. She can even look over-dressed for Silver City, and stay cool as a cucumber.</p>

<p>There <i>is </i>one guy in town who wears sarongs year-round, but he's an intentionally-homeless hippy dude. Unfortunately, I don't think I could pull a skirt off as well as he does without a good dose of wacky tobaccy and a lack of personal hygiene -- neither of which are my style.</p>]]></content:encoded>
</item>

<item rdf:about="http://tylersturn.powerblogs.com/posts/1213830286.shtml">
<title>Looking Forward to January</title>
<link>http://tylersturn.powerblogs.com/posts/1213830286.shtml</link>
<description>One of the reasons I can't wait until January 20, 2009 (Bush's last day, for those who don't know) is that, after that date, I will probably never receive the...</description>
<dc:creator>John Tyler Connoley</dc:creator>
<dc:date>2008-06-18T23:06+00:00</dc:date>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p class="firstinpost">One of the reasons I can't wait until January 20, 2009 (<a href="http://www.bushslastday.com/">Bush's last day</a>, for those who don't know) is that, after that date, I will probably never receive the video of the kid pretending to be Bush in my Inbox again. You know the one -- the email is always titled <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZyW2-vSqV8">This Kid Deserves an Oscar</a>. I can't count the number of times that thing has shown up in my Inbox, and I didn't even finish watching it the first time. </p>

<p>I know they gave an Oscar to Al Gore for his Global Warming snore-fest, and I haven't really respected Oscar since Forrest Gump swept the 1994 Academy Awards, but they haven't sunk that low.</p>]]></content:encoded>
</item>

<item rdf:about="http://tylersturn.powerblogs.com/posts/1213208845.shtml">
<title>Curious Information - 4th Grade Math Edition</title>
<link>http://tylersturn.powerblogs.com/posts/1213208845.shtml</link>
<description>It was the middle of the lunch rush. The cafe was hoppin' and I had four people in line at the cash register, when the phone rang:...</description>
<dc:creator>John Tyler Connoley</dc:creator>
<dc:date>2008-06-11T18:06+00:00</dc:date>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p class="firstinpost">It was the middle of the lunch rush. The cafe was hoppin' and I had four people in line at the cash register, when the phone rang:</p>

<p><center>ME: Curious Kumquat, this is Tyler</p>

<p>WOMAN: Hello. I just love your store. We come in there every time we're in town.</p>

<p>ME: Thanks!</p>

<p>WOMAN: So, I have a question.</p>

<p>ME: Okay.</p>

<p>[I begin ringing up the next customer, getting ready to say, "May I put you on hold for a second?"]</p>

<p>WOMAN: How long would it take me to get from Silver City to Lake Roberts driving thirty-five miles an hour?</p>

<p>ME: Well . . . I'm not sure.</p>

<p>WOMAN: It sounds like you're busy. I'll let you find out, and then I'll call you back in a bit. [Click.]</center></p>

<p>So, I asked the people standing in line. They thought it would take her about an hour. One person said, "But, tell her she's driving too slow." I didn't.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
</item>

<item rdf:about="http://tylersturn.powerblogs.com/posts/1212855312.shtml">
<title>For Love of Country</title>
<link>http://tylersturn.powerblogs.com/posts/1212855312.shtml</link>
<description>Pulling out onto the highway, waiting for a break in traffic, a truck pulled up across from me. The driver was clearly a true patriot who respected his flag so much...</description>
<dc:creator>John Tyler Connoley</dc:creator>
<dc:date>2008-06-07T16:06+00:00</dc:date>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p class="firstinpost">Pulling out onto the highway, waiting for a break in traffic, a truck pulled up across from me. The driver was clearly a true patriot who respected his flag so much that he had it proudly displayed on the front of his truck . . . to catch bugs.</p>

<p><center><img src="/files/PatriotBugScreen.jpg" /></p>

<p>Seriously.</center></p>

<p>I was taught that the flag should be honored. Don't let it touch the ground. Don't fly it in the rain. Burn or bury it if it gets tattered. I'm pretty sure using the flag as a fly swatter was not one of the ways I was taught to honor it. I just don't get this kind of patriotism -- but, then, I <i>have </i>been told I'm f***king conservative. Maybe I am.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
</item>

<item rdf:about="http://tylersturn.powerblogs.com/posts/1207852172.shtml">
<title>Between Relativism and Fundamentalism</title>
<link>http://tylersturn.powerblogs.com/posts/1207852172.shtml</link>
<description>A friend sent me this link to the transcript of a forum on fundamentalism and relativism. I haven't had time to read it all, but it looks like an interesting...</description>
<dc:creator>John Tyler Connoley</dc:creator>
<dc:date>2008-04-10T18:04+00:00</dc:date>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p class="firstinpost">A friend sent me this <a href="http://pewforum.org/events/?EventID=172">link</a> to the transcript of a forum on fundamentalism and relativism. I haven't had time to read it all, but it looks like an interesting conversation.</p>]]></content:encoded>
</item>

</rdf:RDF>